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Forty-Nine Percent Virgin

Thu Nov 12, 2009, 12:24 AM
Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Don't bother typing answers to the question....it makes it more interesting!
Then repost as _% Virgin.

1] Smoked?
2] Drank alcohol?
3] Cried when someone died?
4] Been drunk?
5] Had sex?
6] Been to a concert?
7] Given a handjob/gotten a handjob?
8] Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob?
9] Been verbally/​sexually harassed?
10]​ Verbally/​sexually harassed somebody?

11] Felt someone up and/or been felt up?
12] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose?
13] Cheated on a boyfriend/​​girlfriend before?
14] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/​girlfriend?​
15] Been to prom?
16] Cried at school?
17] Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store?
18] Went streaking?
19] Given or received a lap dance?
20] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room?

21] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over?
22] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house?
23] Kissed a stranger?
24] Hugged a stranger?
25] Went scuba diving?
26] Driven a car?
27] Gotten an x-ray?
28] Hit by a car?
29] Had a party?
30] Done serious drugs?

31] Played strip poker/darts?
32] Got paid to strip for someone?
33] Ran away from home?
34] Broken a bone?
35] Eaten sushi?
36] Bought porn?
37] Watched porn?
38] Made porn?
39] Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
40] Been in love?

41] French kissed?
42] Laughed so hard you cried?
43] Cried yourself to sleep?
44] Laughed yourself to sleep?
45] Stabbed yourself?
46] Shot a gun?
47] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day?
48] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours?
49] Been online for 9 consecutive hours?
50] Watched an animal die?

51] Watched a person die?
52] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present?
53] Pranked somebody?
54] Put somebody in the hospital?
55] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out?
56] Kissed somebody of the same sex?
57] Dressed punk?
58] Dressed goth?
59] Dressed preppy?
60] Been to a motocross race?

61] Avoided somebody?
62] Been stalked?
63] Stalked someone?
64] Met a celebrity?
65] Played an instrument?
66] Ridden a horse?
67] Cut yourself?
68] Bungee jumped?
69] Ding dong ditched somebody?​(​knocky door run btw).
70] Been to a wild party?

71] Got caught stealing something?
72] Kicked a guy in the balls?
73] Stolen a boyfriend/​girlfriend from a friend?
74] Went out with your friend's crush?
75] Got arrested?
76] Been pregnant?
77] Babysat?
78] Been to another country?
79] Started your house on fire?
80] Had an encounter with a ghost?

81] Donated your hair to cancer patients?
82] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by?
83] Cried over a member of the opposite sex?
84] Had a boyfriend/​girlfriend for over 3 months?
85] Sat on your butt all day?
86] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself?
87] Had a job?
88] Gotten cut from a sports team?
89] Been called a whore?
90] Danced like a whore?

91] Been mistaken for a celebrity?
92] Been in a car accident?
93] Been told you have beautiful eyes?
94] Been told you have beautiful hair?
95] Raped somebody?
96] Danced in the rain?
97] Been rejected?
98] Walked out of a restaurant without paying?
99] Punched someone in the face?
100] Been raped?


  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Nightwish
  • Reading: Mists of Avalon - Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • Watching: Burn Notice
  • Eating: Ice
  • Drinking: Iced lemonade with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum

Yay! More Stuff!

Wed Sep 23, 2009, 9:45 AM
:new::new::new:Okay, I know a lot of you might not know about or remember this particular character that I still need to write a story about, but [link] was just posted not but an hour ago. To refresh your memories, her name is Nikeil Kaelis and she's a Deeper Felaryan elf.:new::new::new:

:new::new:Well, it looks like another friend of mine, =SpykeofKonoha, needs some help. He's offering five dollar sketch commissions just so he can afford food. So please, go commission him before he starves to death. ( [link] ):new::new:

:new: Hello. I figure it's a bit past-due that I advertise a friend of mine. Now, you might remember him from my journal rant about *armando-huerta - his dA name is ~merc369. He's a brilliant writer and needs a lot more love than he's getting. Go pay him a visit. :new:

Hey guys, just thought I should let you know that my friend ~knuckles-gurl13 is offering commissions. She's an excellent artist in need of money until she can afford to get a job. She's saving up to move to Massachusetts to be with her girlfriend and got to art school. I'd really appreciate it if you guys'd help her out. Also, she's really nice, so if you don't have exactly enough for the type of commission you want, she'll give you a deal. Here's a link to her journal where you can sign up - [link]

Here are some examples of work she's done:
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]

So, what are you waiting for? Go commission her. Oh, and she has no problem doing yuri or yaoi, if you want that.


  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Nightwish
  • Reading: Mists of Avalon - Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • Watching: Burn Notice
  • Eating: Ice
  • Drinking: Iced lemonade with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum

I'm Afraid of Nine Out of Seventy-Two Common Fears

Journal Entry: Mon Aug 3, 2009, 12:04 AM



[] the dark
[፨] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[] giving birth (That's impossible since I'm male.)
[] being myself in front of others.
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces
[] heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[፨] spiders
[] flowers or other plants

[] being touched
[] fire
[] deep water
[] snakes
[] silk
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my girlfriend's dad
[] girlfriend's mom
[] rats
[፨] jumping from high places
[] snow

[] rain
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridges
[] death
[] heaven
[] being robbed
[] falling
[፨] clowns
[] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors, including dentists
[፨] tornadoes

[] hurricanes
[፨] incurable diseases
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[፨] becoming blind
[፨] becoming deaf
[] growing up

[] creepy noises in the night ( I don't hear them because I normally fall asleep listening to my iPod.)
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] dinosaurs
[] the welcome mat (What? Seriously?)
[] high speed
[] throwing up
[] falling in love
[] super secrets

If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars

  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Time Bomb - Jessy Greene
  • Reading: Mists of Avalon - Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • Watching: Burn Notice
  • Eating: Ice
  • Drinking: Iced lemonade with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum

The Duovise Inn - Now With Halo 3 Stuff!

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 16, 2009, 11:45 PM


Well, Sylph has an inn now. You can probably figure out what it's called from this journal's title. It's not much yet, but, hopefully—with your guys' help—it'll become a great place to get ea~ Err . . . take a vacation!

:icontheduoviseinn::icontheduoviseinn::icontheduoviseinn::icontheduoviseinn::icontheduoviseinn::icontheduoviseinn::icontheduoviseinn::icontheduoviseinn::icontheduoviseinn::icontheduoviseinn:

Go there! Add it to your watchlists! Do anything you can to help out with it's upkeep! Even get a job there if you'd like! Do whatever you will!

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Any of you, which I believe is most of you, who beat Halo 3 watch the credits all the way through? If not, do it. There's a surprise at the end.


  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Time Bomb - Jessy Greene
  • Reading: Mists of Avalon - Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • Watching: Burn Notice
  • Eating: Ice
  • Drinking: Iced lemonade with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
Skin by =Thewinator (modified by ~VeranForscythe)

Something To Do *Updated With A Justified Rant*

Fri Jul 10, 2009, 7:48 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Dance of Death - Iron Maiden
  • Reading: Mists of Avalon - Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • Watching: Kung Fu Hustle
  • Eating: A chocolate milkshake
  • Drinking: Mountain Dew Voltage from a wine glass
Okay. Anyone here watch Armando Huerta? ( [link] ) Well, this guy is, despite being an incredibly skilled artist, a total fucking douche bag! He blocked me for defending my friend :iconmerc369:, who he also blocked for—and get this—complimenting his art! This is what he said, although you can't read it now 'cause it's hidden:
"Hey, one of the things I noticed, besides that girl's awesome butt, was that the 'art by Armando Huerta' was kind of hard to read. It might be better if it was down by her feet. Anyways, great work ^^"

Is it just me, or is that no fucking reason to block someone? And, in his defense, I noted Armando saying:
"Hey, Armando, I don't get it. You seem to have blocked one of my friends for complimenting a picture of yours. Now, far be it from me to question your methods, but that just doesn't make a whole lot of sense."

What the Bloody Fuck is wrong with ths guy?!

Stolen from :iconnate-san:

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4
"Do you think I will let you plot against my child's life as you have plotted . . . " ~ The Mists of Avalon

2. Stretch your arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Air.

3.What was the last thing you watched on tv?
Burn Notice.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
11:00.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:01.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The television in the next room.

7. When did you last go outside. What were you doing?
Around 8pm. I went with my aunt Laura to walk the dogs. The sunset was pretty.

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?
I was checking my dA messages.

9. What are you wearing.
The beige Hunters of Gunmen - Scout Snipers t-shirt my dad got me from my brother Jared's graduation from Marine boot camp.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yep. Vivian molested and ate me. Although, instead of dying, I got a first-hand tour of her innards.

11. When did you last laugh?
Reading panels of Left 4 Dumb at theescapistmagazine.com

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Sand-coloured paint and a framed painting: Legends on the Green by Niklaus Palmer.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
No, not really.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Something to do.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Taken. Good movie.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd build my dream home: a cliff-side estate overlooking a vast expanse of ocean with the back wall being underground and its back wall being a huge pane of glass. Really pretty view, wouldn't you imagine? Also, I'd buy quite a few nice old cars and whatever the love of my life wants.

17. Tell me something that I didn't know about you?
I don't know. Tell me what you know about me in your comments and I'll add something to it.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd change world's most popular religion to something a lot less ignorant and ridiculous. No offense to all my Christian friends, but your fellow believers have not been kind to me.

19. Do you like to dance?
Not really, no.

20. George Bush . . .
The point of this statement is what now?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Something pretty. I particularly like the name Vivian, and not just because of Karbo's well-loved naga (who honestly needs to get more appreciation than Crisis), but because the nickname Vivi is adorable! I also like the name Christine for the nickname possibility Chrissy, and because Stephen King's book of the same name was a good read.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I'm not too sure. Maybe Kenneth after my mom's father, the WWII veteran with a Purple Heart.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. I've always wanted to move to either Ireland or Australia.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Sorry, that won't happen since I'm not Christian. When I die, I'll be reincarnated as someone else.

25. Tag four people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
I tag whoever wants to do this. But :iconchaosemerald2: and :iconjunjun249: don't get such luxury. It is mandatory for you.

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